yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He? As in you personified your dick?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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