There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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