How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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