So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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