Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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