Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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