next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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