There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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