just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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