what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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