yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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