Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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