If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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