hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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