That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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