I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I could make wine with my vomit
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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