Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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