Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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