i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
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