when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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