what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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