In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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