How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Randomize
