The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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