I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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