Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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