So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
How external is "for external use only"?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Do plants get herpes?
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