My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work