Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee