found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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