I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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