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Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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