doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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