And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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