are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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