I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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