Just fell off a train. Bad.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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