So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Then you guys just all showered together...?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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