If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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