I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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