But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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