he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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