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im having a threesome with these popsicles
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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