I got chris browned last night
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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