we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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