yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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