Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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