White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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