Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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