oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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