where am i from again
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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