Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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