Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Randomize