where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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