Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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