hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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