So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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